i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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