thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The feeling are messing with the penis
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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