i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
i out mim tonsoeep
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