You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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