I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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