My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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