the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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