Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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