I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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