All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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