i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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