in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
God, I missed his penis.
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