guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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