I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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