True but thats because hes a fetus.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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