How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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