Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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