i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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