When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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