Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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