My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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