so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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