im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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