everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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