Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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