Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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