ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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