Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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