Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
pray to the hookup gods
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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