i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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