Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We need to rekindle our bromance
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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