that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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