You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
he was CRYING into my vagina
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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