He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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