New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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