What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
