I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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