So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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