look no pants
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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