she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
