She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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