I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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