isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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