I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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