My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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