so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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