sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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