You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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