If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
