Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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