I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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