who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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