Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
