I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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