then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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